New Year’s Resolutions…

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It’s time to move forward and onward into the New Year with a new determination…for at least two weeks anyway. Just what am I determined to accomplish for the New Year? Well, hopefully lots. First and foremost, my resolutions are going to be kept. You doubt me? Don’t. Because this year’s resolutions are going to be keep-able.

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Promise to lose ten or twelve pounds? Nope. I promise to keep them. I’ve already gone and bought new clothing to accommodate the new, curvier me.

Start an exercise routine? And lose those nice new curves? Feels good to fill out my jeans for a change.

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Eat healthier? What’s wrong with cold pizza for breakfast?

Stop robbing my savings account and actually do some saving? Save for what? My death?  My retirement? At this point, there is likely to be no retirement coming my way. Pretty sure I’ll be working until I die. So why not enjoy that money while I can?

Keep up on the laundry and housework? Then how would I plan my days off without those things looming over my head?

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Spend more time with the family? I’d love to, but my firstborn lives a hundred miles away and my other child has his own thing going on and doesn’t need his mother hovering over him. He’s more than happy with our caveman conversations. “Yup. Nope. Love you too.”

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More romantic times? I’ll continue to scroll through Netflix to find the perfect romance.

See? Easy resolutions that are easily kept.